becile 

The opposite to an imbecile, but ironically a word that only imbeciles would use.

Michael said "Andrew you're an imbecile".

Andrew said "No I'm not, I'm a becile".

Michael "res ipsa loquitur"

becile by Billy_Shears July 17, 2017

in-car-becile 

Those idiots on the road who miss stoplights and other dumb things. They frequently appear whenever you are running late to school or work. They will stop at lights for an hour because they do not know it is green. They are usually distracted, resulting in your frustration, lateness, and in some severe cases, the loss of some paint on your car.

When Sally was on her way to the university, an in-car-becile cut her off and stayed in between two lanes for up to five minutes. Exasperated, she shouted, "What an in-car-becile! Why doesn't he move?!".

in-car-becile by LOL-luvr November 12, 2009

Sarah Beckley 

a beautiful woman who love to sing about eskimos

oh man there she goes again she pulled a sarah beckley she singing about eskimos' again....

Sarah Beckley by ohyeah333 January 12, 2008

Beckleburger 

The most commonly used nickname for someone named Rebecca.
Also can be shortened to Beckles

Hey, look, there's Beckleburger

Beckleburger by your unicorn July 13, 2011

Beckley 

A small yet growing city in Southern West Virginia that even other people in the state never heard of, let alone the rest of the country. Beckley is the biggest city closest to the Western Hemisphere's longest arch bridge and near one of the oldest rivers on the planet, the New River. Yet people still haven't heard of Beckley.

A person from Clarksburg, WV: So where are you from?
A person from Beckley, WV: Oh I am from Beckley.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: Where the heck is that?
A person from Beckley, WV: Umm its like only 2 hours south of Clarksburg.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: In Virginia or Kentucky?
A person from Beckley, WV: Just go to hell.

Beckley by Billyranawaywithme November 1, 2012

Becklesed 

becklesed: (adj) describing a state of utter confusion

"Sort of like, why can’t you have a cleanroom - I’m so becklesed!"

Becklesed by FredBloggs October 21, 2003

beccles 

a person who is misunderstood at times, but intelligent, affectionate and very cuddly

Her husband treats her like shit, but she sure is a Beccles!

beccles by Ironbrand September 9, 2008