The Lithuanian
Love Puddle is where you have
sex with a woman and she leaves a really big
wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the
love thrust whilst she was
sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian
Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!