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lithuanian love puddle 

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

Quivering Love Pudding 

A sloppy, wet pussy ready for a few hours of non-stop dicking.
Her quivering love pudding was tight as a glove so I drove it full of D till she passed out.

Quivering Love Pudding 

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.
I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

love puddle 

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor
oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight
love puddle by kevin barry May 13, 2006

Love puddle 

The saturated wet spot on the mattress after making love.
I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.

We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
Love puddle by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021

love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.
He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.
love pudding by Sally Pothead December 16, 2003