patchis 

is a handsom kind of boy he is active and is silly to be with loves to snuggle and know how to have fun.

man he is such a patchis

patchis by i see purple June 19, 2017

Patchie 

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

patchest 

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by discofox May 28, 2020

patches ito 

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

patches ito by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021

Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010