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Asshole Widening 

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

wisening 

same as wising, but used by Alexs around the world to create an air of intelligence while in reality only creating confusion.
Creating a new version after the first is done is really easy, so I guess they're wisening up and lowering budgets.
wisening by Alex June 20, 2006

penis wiening ass wang 

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.
the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.
To "accidentally" spill red wine on someone wearing a white dress to someone else's wedding.
Future MIL showed up wearing a wedding dress herself, so the maid of honor gave her "the winening".
winening by StarDustLoveU January 18, 2025