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schnoozle 

I LOVE YOU

It is a word that 2 married people use when they are having an affair and no one else knows and they want to tell each other that the love each other, but can't because their spouses, children or friends are around, so they make up a stupid sounding word to express their love to each other.
Bobby and the love of his life are on the telephone, but his son is standing next to him so he says to the beautiful goddess when getting ready to hand up the phone: "Schnoozle, Bye"
schnoozle by EzmereldaG October 2, 2006

schnoozle 

You are an idiot for reading this and a hemorrhoid on the ass of society
Hey schnoozle, get off my ass and go ask someone else your stupid question!
schnoozle by Chiefpat February 18, 2017

Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams 

A word originating in hawaii, that is used in reference to pure uncut Cocaine
A yo son i just copped a fresh batch of SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams.

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007