CALTS 

Chuckled a little,then stopped

(More sincere version of lmao,rofl,etc) basically Yo ass is telling the truth, make you feel better bout yo self #legit shit

For example Some one sends u a funny text

Person A : fell and busted my ass today # the struggle is real

Person B: CALTS my n**** u clumsy

CALTS by Bluefrenchtoast_24 February 3, 2017

caltard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

Calisthenician by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

Calasa 

Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.

Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.

Calasa by Sakurakage August 20, 2019

Câlisse 

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

Câlisse by toecap April 30, 2013

calsag 

A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest

Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.

calsag by Untracker October 28, 2020