Pinch dick 

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.

Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.

Pinch dick by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

pinch that dick 

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

pinch that dick by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013

vulcan dick pinch 

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy

dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy

vulcan dick pinch by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010

punch dick 

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.

The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.

punch dick by 191704812123 August 24, 2009

Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

Five Finger Dick Punch by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

Dick punch December 

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

Dick punch December by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018

tsunami dick punch 

A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face

Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.

tsunami dick punch by Skrambles the death dealer February 20, 2015