laggiest 

When something is so slow you need to defy grammar

That Call of Duty game i just played was the laggiest game I have ever played.

laggiest by Cooldaks October 11, 2016

laggistic 

Another way of saying "my computer sucks ass" while playing online games. But when used, it makes the speaker seem smarter than the geeks that are playing.

n00b6969: haha, rofl, omg, lol. i just PWN3D you n00b!!

i'll_totally_kick_ur_ass: no u didnt, my computer is just laggistic.

n00b696: WTF?!?!?!

laggistic by jewboy11505 March 1, 2008

Laggies 

The Laggies are a disease caused by chronic masturbation.

Person1:Hey have you seen John lately?
Person2:No I heard hes missing school because he got the laggies.

Laggies by Tehpwnsauce June 12, 2008

Laggies 

A condition where one lags tremendously. Caused by chronic masturbation.

Dude, I got a bad case of the laggies. :(

Laggies by Garozerg June 12, 2008