zoobang 

A party where people get zooted.(high, stoned, splowed or pick your own adjective for extreme inebriation)

can also be spelled Zoo-bang

Yo B!!!! I got fuked up at da ZOOBANG!!!!! WORD!!!

zoobang by DutchieBrother(retired) October 11, 2007

zoobang 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

He looked a little zoobang.

zoobang by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2011

zoobagg 

can be defined as one part zoo and two parts scumbag

any visitor to the national zoo who are clearly from any place other than DC and are scumbaggs can be labeled as a zoobagg

zoobagg by dcfergalicious April 20, 2009

zoobing 

The act of trying to walk by someone who is coming toward you, but failing

A typical zoobing situation works like this
-Person A is walking toward person B
-Person B is walking toward person A
-Person A moves to his right to avoid Person B
-Person B moves to his left to avoid Person A
-They switch off as many times as necessary until passing is achieved

-Dude, I just had an intense round of zoobing! I had 10 zoobs before he moved over!!
-10 zoobs!?!?! NO WAY!!

zoobing by qwertyblab May 29, 2008

Zootang 

Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo.

kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday.

kid 2 You got some Zootang right?

Kid 1 Ohh yeah

Zootang by BulletProofB January 13, 2009

zoodangle 

A single dreadlock on a white person.

"Oh, look, that cracker has some zoodangles."

zoodangle by BiGePic5 March 26, 2024