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The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
"I gave myself a zip job last night."

"OMG, are you okay?"

"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."
Zip Job by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008
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