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When Charlie Brookers teachings are the doctrine by which you live you life. To, when faced with a decision or dilemma whether it be a matter of extreme moral complexity or what flavour crisps to have, think “What would Charlie Brooker do?” and then do likewise. This will in 100% of situations result in a caustic response, the first commandment in the Book of Brooker being ‘Thou shalt be caustic at all times’.
“Why did Guy Jordan spend so long thinking about whether he wanted a cup of tea and then say yes in such an acerbic fashion?”

“Haven’t you seen his WWCBD wristband? He’s a devout Brookerite”.
WWCBD by asurnameperson February 18, 2011
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An acronym that stands for 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' Popularized by the show, South Park.
"What would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two! That's what Brian Boitano'd do!"

WWBBD
WWBBD by Paulmarti09 January 9, 2009
What Would Carl Sagan Do?
WWCSD by sciencenutter November 6, 2012
What would ceiling cat do? Comes from icanhascheezburger.com, a lolcat site
The kitten wondered, WWCCD? bite mommy cat's tail or not?
wwccd? by Melissa 88 January 17, 2009
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
It is possible that Jesus himself wears a WWCND bracelet.
Hay Jesus, WWCND?
He'd roundhouse kick yo' ass.
WWCND by Euka October 29, 2006
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
WWCND?

- He would roundhouse kick you to the moon if you asked him that question.
WWCND by Amys February 6, 2006