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haram daram

A altercation involving two lollipop ladies which arises over a dispute over territory. A haram daram has a tendency to happen during the half term/holiday period when a lollipop lady abandons her turf for the said period and another lollipop lady muscles in, leading to a lollipop stick duel and usually resulting in loss of life and/or limb.

Sheila took Nancys patch over the Summer holidays, she had no choice but to call a haram daram on her ass.

by asurnameperson October 28, 2010

WWCBD

When Charlie Brookers teachings are the doctrine by which you live you life. To, when faced with a decision or dilemma whether it be a matter of extreme moral complexity or what flavour crisps to have, think “What would Charlie Brooker do?” and then do likewise. This will in 100% of situations result in a caustic response, the first commandment in the Book of Brooker being ‘Thou shalt be caustic at all times’.

“Why did Guy Jordan spend so long thinking about whether he wanted a cup of tea and then say yes in such an acerbic fashion?”

“Haven’t you seen his WWCBD wristband? He’s a devout Brookerite”.

by asurnameperson February 18, 2011