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chance would be a fine thing 

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired
"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

Wouldpecker

an extremly sexually attractive male a phrase used by gays straights bisexuals
"wow josh,did you see that wouldpecker?"

"oi georgia did you see that woodywoodywouldpecker?"
Wouldpecker by jay and gurge September 24, 2011

gum would be perfection 

Gum would be perfection

if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet
excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry