wouldbe 

replacable with the term "wanna-be" except refers to someone who has already has all the elements to "be"

Henry wears skinny jeans and flannels all the time. He's a wouldbe hipster, but doesn't think so.

wouldbe by KidCudster December 8, 2011

chance would be a fine thing 

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

chance would be a fine thing by Zoetropper October 1, 2020

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

Wouldpecker

an extremly sexually attractive male a phrase used by gays straights bisexuals

"wow josh,did you see that wouldpecker?"

"oi georgia did you see that woodywoodywouldpecker?"

Wouldpecker by jay and gurge September 24, 2011

gum would be perfection 

Idk

“Gum would be perfection”

gum would be perfection by THE REAL GUWOP October 22, 2017

if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

if you made a dessert it would be dry by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022