working out

the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.

im going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS

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before he scored on his date he told her he was going to be "working out" first

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Him: Let's hang out later bro
Snoop Dogg: are we gonna be working out though
Him: of course we are, we're gonna get so stoned

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a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever

dave:u need to lose weight

clay: you should workout to lose all that weight

sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass

working out by kai_love October 14, 2021

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working out with gorillas

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.

When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

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Last night my boyfriend was working out at the Y and came up looking like a glazed donut.

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verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

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