windhoe 

A windhoe is a person who is a hoe of the wind.

GABRELLE is such a windhoe.

windhoe by Windhoe January 7, 2017

WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.

Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping

WINDHOE SHOPPING by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

Brian Windhorst 

Professional Lebron stalker

That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.

Brian Windhorst by meloforprez July 1, 2018

Widhoe 

A widow/widower who sleeps with several people to satisfy the erotic needs that their dead spouse can't fulfill anymore.
Typically has sex with younger, hotter people who they would never actually settle down with.

Melissa: Dang girl! How many guys have you slept with since your husband died?
Jenny: At least 8 or more. I guess I'm a Widhoe now!

Widhoe by MamaVixen95 November 25, 2020

windoes 

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windoes only programs.

"Oh noes, I had to install windoes."

windoes by Stoove November 12, 2006

Windwoes 

Experiencing problems with Microsoft Windows products.

My computer is acting up, I am experiencing windwoes.

Windwoes by Noxbit June 5, 2015

Windhead 

A person who does not think as fast as a galehead but does think faster then a breeze head.
This person is between these speeds of thinking.

Amy is a galehead and Jim is a breeze head but Lucy's thinking speed fits right in between! I'd call them a windhead for sure.

Windhead by LuLu._. June 28, 2019