An English Teddy Bear with long legs, arms, and wears only a little red scarf. His name is really "Wiggly" when spoken in western english. He has a very harsh english accent and loves to torment people for ghetto blasters. Wigala has been missing since the mid 1990's and the only remnants are small fluffs of polyurethane scattered throughout his former home. It is believed that Wigala was thrown away by the owner's mother, due to it's destructive nature.
Mrs Wiggys country where she produces goochay wigs. Those are the most expensive wigs on this planet and if you get your hands on one than you are lucky as fūck. If you wanna go to wigland with a one-dollar-wig then you will get your wig snatched. In wigland guerrilla-glue gets produced (it's a dang good wigglue which will prevent your wig from getting snatched) which is so fūcking expensive that only mrs wiggy can afford it.
Biggest Crime in Wigland: snatching mrs wiggys wig
Person 1: is that a wigland wig?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: how much did you pay?
Person 2: my kidney
A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse, at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day's hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.