whornicorn 

the whore that you hear stories about, but you have never met... she is a mythical creature because you have never laid eyes on her (pun intended)

I have to meet this chick I keep hearing stories, she is a whornicorn!

whornicorn by espot September 29, 2011

warnicorn 

A mythical creature resembling a mixture of a unicorn and rhinoceros. The warnicorn possesses the powerful charge of the rhino and the grace and elegance of the unicorn. It is the swiftest beast on land and can only be caught by the best of men. He who can use enough cunning to catch the warnicorn can take one hair from its golden tail. This hair, when strung in a bow, can defeat an entire army with one shot of an arrow.

Mike: I think rhinos are the fiercest animal in the world.

Jen: I disagree. Haven't you ever heard of the Warnicorn?

Mike: Warnicorn?

Jen: It's like a rhino, but better. And like a unicorn, but better. I invented it, so it's not shocking that you've never heard of it.

warnicorn by MikeIsGonnaBeButtHurt July 8, 2011

whitnicorn 

A mythical female creature who is intelligent, driven, hilariously funny, and very attractive. This creature possesses an array of traits that are typically only found in dreams.

"Where is my whitnicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"I refuse to settle... I'm not giving up until I find my whitnicorn."

whitnicorn by erawnhoj February 20, 2009

Hornicorn 

1. a horny unicorn, often found in a magical valley

2. a hobbit crossed with a unicorn (as a result of a forbidden enchanted forest romance)

3. a shy, unassuming guy who shockes everyone with his graphic sexual jokes and overt gestures

1. "We saw a Hornicorn at the zoo humping a giant sea turtle"

2. "That hornicorn is the result of Frodo's drunken orgy with the unicorns of the Neverending Story"

3. "Who ever knew Marco was such a hornicorn?"

Hornicorn by CeleLight September 26, 2008

Hornicorn 

A person with magical private parts, that enable people to instantly fall in love and forget about any exes and sometimes toxic current partners.

Don’t meet any hornicorns at the party tonight.. I would hate for your and Shay to break up even does uses scissors as an eating utensil.

Hornicorn by Musicfromcat November 29, 2022

Hornicorn 

A person with magical private parts, that enable people to instantly fall in love and forget about any exes and sometimes toxic current partners.

Don’t meet any hornicorns at the party tonight.. I would hate for your and Shay to break up even does uses scissors as an eating utensil.

Hornicorn by Musicfromcat November 29, 2022