werepanda 

a panda that was bitten by a werewolf. only one has been found on record, has the ability to turn into a human. become a ravenous meat-eating panda monster when its a full moon, and is a bamboo eating cutie pie during all other times. known to have been around for 200 years. plays the guitar really well.

the werepanda strikes at night, so hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

werepanda by the man in the panda mask January 19, 2011

cyborg-hippo-were-panda 

It is a hippo/panda splice that has been upgraded with computerized machines and processors to make it a smarter, faster, more tactical killing machine. But all the while being able to write award winning poems in the heat of combat.

The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.

cyborg-hippo-were-panda by SamuraiWarrior March 22, 2005

Whorepanda 

A female who, while otherwise attractive, wears an excessive amount of eyeshadow in an attempt to appear edgy.

Taylor Momsen is such a whorepanda.

Whorepanda by tmsam June 24, 2016

weirdpandagurl2090 

MunchieLuvs best friend, also a very nice person who is always making herself knows when she comes. Everyone knows her, she’s the Beyoncé of the cult.

Idk how to put this in a sentence so yuh 👌🏻
Also has to include the word so; weirdpandagurl2090

weirdpandagurl2090 by • Strawberry • October 29, 2020