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wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.
"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"
wedding vegetable by banjax October 28, 2013

vegas wedding

A cheap, quick, last minute marriage. Usually occurs while under the influence of alcohol.
"Woke up this morning with a stripper and a wedding ring. Definitely a vegas wedding."
vegas wedding by OneoftheDudes August 2, 2012