walmart ass 

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

walmart ass by jmack February 25, 2003

walmart ass 

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

walmart ass by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

walmart ass 

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

walmart ass by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

walmart ass 

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

walmart ass by Angie612 February 9, 2020

Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.

Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!

Walmart Ass Nigga by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024

Went to walmart on dat ass

The act of leaving, breaking up, ending a relationship with a man or women and not returning ever.

You: Where is yo girl at bro?

Bob: That bitch was trippin so I "Went to walmart on dat ass".

Went to walmart on dat ass by TheManvw65 February 3, 2010

Walmart Associate 

The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.

Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.

Walmart Associate by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017