waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

waffle trot by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

waffletron 

A person that has a predeliction to ramble endlessly on inane topics and that seldom contributes relevant subject matter into conversations.

Nev, you never shut up, you're a regular waffletron.

waffletron by Crushtor December 26, 2004

Wafflecrotch 

When a female is wearing a dress of some sort and it get wedged into her lower areas and sticks while she continues to walk forward and not notice.

Look at that girl from our high school she's got a major Wafflecrotch.

Wafflecrotch by DorothyandddZach March 14, 2011