vlasicate 

1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.

-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.

vlasicate by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009

vasilate 

To apply potroleum jelly to the male genetalia as a lubricant for masterbating.
This act is mentioned in Ramstein's song man gegen man.

Every night I vasilate cause i dont have a girlfriend.

vasilate by thunderdoctor March 1, 2009

Vagicate 

When a woman takes deficates out of her vagina.

Holy shit, that bitch just vagicated all over her dress during her wedding.

Vagicate by Vagicate4lyfe November 3, 2010

vagicate 

Noun or verb: vagicate, vagicated, vagicating

1. The act of a man's seminal fluids oozing out of a women's vagial opening post coitus.

2. When a man chooses to leave the social proceedings of his friends in order to accompany his girlfriend and engage in non masculine activities such as shopping or watching Sex in The City

Well, it looks as though John is gonna vagicate the festivities again to please his needy ass girlfriend that needs to find herself some damn girlfriends.

vagicate by Wayne D August 12, 2004

vasinate

To lubricate using vasoline.

I vasinate my lips in cold weather.

vasinate by Nile David February 8, 2010

Vascate

to violate, bully, or embarrass someone in any type of way

stop trying to vascate me

Vascate by Mr.Unpredictable February 18, 2011

Vladicate

To have a form of high respect for oneself, an individual, or organization. Usually used in a form of respect in martial arts. The said person usually has copious amounts wisdom.

That man is a vladicated within the dojo.

Vladicate by Evasive Goopie August 22, 2022