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goddess of thunder and awesome vests
"did you see that girl? her vest is badass"
"yeah, she seems like a total vestie"
vestie by OptimusBonJovi August 16, 2011
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V(ery best b)estie

Aka your closest and dearest friend.

If you have multiple best friends, your vestie takes that #1 spot.
Out of all my besties, Andy is my vestie and I love him so much.
Vestie by sparklybunnyrabbit December 28, 2021
friend that only wears vests
Have you met Paul?
Omg yes they're my vestie!
vestie by cdoyle1 March 16, 2022
Bestie but changed the b into a v in reference to "vro" (A slang term meaning "Very Rare Only." Used in the place of bro. Originated from Broward County. Popular from xxxtentacion's song "Look at me")
Yeah, me and my vestie love eating pizza.
Vestie by MrMcChickenMan May 26, 2025

Red Vesting 

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

http ://instagram .com/p/htm9TJPgK5/
"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"
Red Vesting by Brynley December 9, 2013

vestigial buttsack 

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.
Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?