Vanillajawn

(noun-food) 1.) An extraordinary type of sugared & spiced grain; equal parts savory & sweet make up this 100% all nice white rice. It is exclusively grown, enriched & cultivated in Philadelphia PA . Although the name might suggest this to be “plain”, there is absolutely nothing plain or bland about this Philly homegrown fairest fine grain. It’s world renowned for its unconventionally unique flavor. Once you have tasted this elite dish you will never forget its distinctive savor. You will, no doubt, seek out/kill for/want this most soft, white, tasty & naturally seasoned deliciousness in mass quantities until your death. ‘Bonbon Appetite’ magazine claims: “A highly addictive treat... A true Philadelphia specialty & natural treasure ” … ‘Graining On That Wood..er’ magazine has it listed as one of their, “Top 10 Against the Grain dishes to die for.” Origin: 1980s ,Philadelphia PA (see also: 1. wooder grown nourishment 2. Philly style white-rice 3. Food for thought

Guy: I’m jonesin’ for a snack.. something soft, nice, tasty..
Girl: How bout a Tastykake ?
Guy: Nah...tastier than that...
Girl: What’s tastier than a Tastykake!?
(both think a brief moment then simultaneously)
Guy&Girl: Vanillajawn!!! JINX !

2. Vanillajawn slogan: “ALL RICE, NO SPICE…NECESSARY. The only naturally infused allspice white rice in the world! VANILLAJAWN- Philly stained fine-grained. It’s to die for!”

Vanillajawn by VJawn215 December 3, 2018

Vanillajawn

(adjective) 1.) Term to describe an exquisite male or female who lacks melanin in skin tone, is lathered in that high-grade premium SPF and is desired due to his/her milky smooth skin & altogether fair, ivory, porcelain appearance. Origin: 1990s, Philadelphia PA (see also: dedicated dimepiece )

1. Daaayuuum that vanillajawn is fine as hell!

2. Look at vanillajawn over there...lookin’ all good and shit, all vanilla’d out. I will swallow that white dove whole!

Vanillajawn by VJawn215 December 4, 2018

VanillaCandy 

The nicest girl to ever grace WoW. We all /love her. She sits on a fence in Goldshire and helps anyone who needs it and never asks for anything in return. Often seen with Demi, Dontyell, Araxon, Ohemgeez and Shiskibob. (aka the Bad Mofos of the game)

"Vanillacandy, can I borrow 42g?" -me
"Sure"-Vanilla

she's so nice.

VanillaCandy by yamommasapseudonym September 24, 2011

Vanillaface 

A white person.

The term was introduced by Borat.

What's up vanillaface?

Vanillaface by His Holiness The Pope October 17, 2006

vanilla fag 

A faggot who complains that hardcore porn is bad

- Vanilla fag: " don’t know what I hate more, the fact this exists, or the fact people actually like this and/or think this is okay"
- User "KYS vanilla fag

vanilla fag by mikaeldef June 24, 2018

Vanillaface 

A person who has no distinctive facial features that make them recognizable. These people can be attractive or considered cute, but in the general way that is conventional and boring.

She was cute, but vanillaface.

Vanillaface by Rhiannon Cook December 12, 2007

vanillaface 

Actually a chinese person, because vanilla is yellow.

Borat to a Chinese: What's up vanillaface?

vanillaface by Wadim January 7, 2007