uptarted

Taking sluttiness to the next level.

Misha thought she was at the peak of slut culture with her fake fur, fishnets, and platforms, until Brittany uptarted her with a "slam it" tramp stamp tattoo across her lower back.

uptarted by Author Guy January 29, 2005

Uptarded

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

Uptarded by Brass January 30, 2003

Uptarded

To make more retarded/slower than before...

I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit

Uptarded by deftonz1 August 11, 2003

Uptarded

adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.

Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch

Uptarded by Lonewolf March 17, 2003

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

Uptarded by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

Uptarded

It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.

Uptarded by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

f utarted 

when someone you know is acting f*cking retarded. pronounced fa-tard

Kate: wait, so you mean? wait, what do you mean?
Patty: Kate stop acting so f utarted!!!

f utarted by G.G.G.B May 13, 2008