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unwrap my wiener 

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

Unwrap Attack 

An act of extreme excitement the moment after unwrapping a gift.
What's your favorite childhood memory?

The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday
Unwrap Attack by bxrad78 November 26, 2010

Unwrap The Soap 

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.
"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"

Unwrap the soap 

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
Unwrap the soap by Pollup December 25, 2007

Unwrap the soap 

Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.
Unwrap the soap by Snappy1 July 23, 2007

Unwrap the soap 

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs
Unwrap the soap by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007