unable to sit properly

Basically just a bisexual.

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

unable to sit properly by ani.png June 2, 2021

When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studie 

Fictional sources made up by yourself.

Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies

When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studie by Charles gentley February 20, 2017

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

unable-to-text-back syndrome by noisecat June 6, 2005

unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

unable-to-text-back syndrome by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

Unable to eat around (someone) 

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.

I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.

Unable to eat around (someone) by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023