tumbledrunk

Drinking so much you can't take more than a few steps without falling over

"Meg's knee still hurts from last night. She was tumbledrunk and kept hitting the same one"

tumbledrunk by Agent727 May 8, 2010

mumbledrunk 

when you get so drunk, everything that you say is mumbled.

Daphne drinks so much that when she speaks she sounds like a mumbledrunk!

mumbledrunk by big oakie shooter November 20, 2010

tumblejunk

Physically damaged scrotum and/or penis owing to self-induced acceleration and deceleration injuries, generally repetitive.

I have acute tumblejunk from an ill-advised jockless marathon Zoomba sesh.

tumblejunk by LandSailer October 12, 2012

Texas tumbletruck 

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.

I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!

Texas tumbletruck by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014