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mumbledrunk 

when you get so drunk, everything that you say is mumbled.
Daphne drinks so much that when she speaks she sounds like a mumbledrunk!
mumbledrunk by big oakie shooter November 20, 2010

tumblejunk

Physically damaged scrotum and/or penis owing to self-induced acceleration and deceleration injuries, generally repetitive.
I have acute tumblejunk from an ill-advised jockless marathon Zoomba sesh.
tumblejunk by LandSailer October 12, 2012

Texas tumbletruck 

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!
Texas tumbletruck by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014