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Truck on Concrete 

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.
Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames
Truck on Concrete by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019

truck on stilts

having a lifted truck, big tires, and off road 4x4....
Dang look at the truck on stilts he could climb over rocks
truck on stilts by Fordsforlife December 9, 2008

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way
Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

go slip on a truck

This particular saying is used when you are so upset that the words just won't come out right so instead you get, go slip on a truck.
Kary- "You ruined everything! go slip on a truck!"

Isabel- "You don't know my life!"
go slip on a truck by CaptainFudge February 5, 2010

down like four flat tires on a dump truck 

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.