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triple cow 

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
triple cow by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
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Triple sow cow 

a trio of fat, dirty looking women like the type you'd see at walmart, in sweats, shopping while eating a just-opened bag of cheetohs.
Bro! I came to this frat party expecting to see some hunnies and all I see is this triple sow cow at the snack table! What the fuck!
Triple sow cow by Beniquimbo February 13, 2015

upside down triple cowboy shit 

MAsturbating with a sandpaper glove hopping up and down pon your partner then saying fuck you three times and kicking her boobs. Have fun
Example should include the word "upside down triple cowboy shit"

Triple Cowgirl Sunset

A sexual maneuver and finishing move where the girl is on top Cowgirl style when the male is about to bust and who is attempting pull-out style birth control, is unable to withdraw his penis resulting in both partners ejaculating and the mixture homogenizing with the feces from the guy who is scared shitless now facing the prospects of fatherhood. The resulting conviction of semen, squirt, poop and tears looks like a Sunset
I'm buying a plan B after Susy rode off into a triple cowgirl Sunset

Inside out Deep Dish Triple Reverse Kentucky Cowgirl Ultimate 

When she sit on your dick upside down and then shits down your throat while riding your massive dong, then bends over and scoops it out your mouth and into your dog
The Inside out Deep Dish Triple Reverse Kentucky Cowgirl Ultimate cannot be explained by a living being

tripleconfirm 

A way to ease the mind and guarantee an action or verbal confirmation is completed. People in Colorado that use super high grade marijuana at high elevations need to use this third self checking method to confirm action are complete with other co workers or friends
We were so baked after we drove our sleds to the top of the mountain we had to tripleconfirm where we were snowboarding to before descending