toothbat 

A toothbat is exactly what it sounds like , it’s a bat , like a baseball bat , usually pink and gummy and covered in teeth , they can be sharp , they can be molars, they can be small , big , crooked, nice .

<as said by waterparks frontman awsten knight to youtuber crankthatfrank>

hit me with your toothbat , yea I know you'd like that

toothbat by kellinquinnisuwu October 25, 2019

toothbat 

Toothbat is a weapon.

Purple haired Twinks make their enemies drink cum them take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat to kill their boyfriends.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that.

toothbat by Toothbat March 12, 2019

toothbat 

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

toothbat by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

toothbat 

Toothbat is a weapon.

Awsten Knight from Waterparks makes his enemies drink cum and take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat then he tries to kill his boyfriend Geoff Wigington.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

toothbat by Toothbat March 12, 2019

toothbutt 

When you kiss someone who is either really drunk or just a bad kisser, they approche too fast thus headbutting you with their teeth

i was with this chick last night and there were hands all over. only problem is she split my f**king lip with a well placed toothbutt

toothbutt by HarrySte October 7, 2007

Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)

"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"

Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007