tongue bashing

Using extreme tongue strength to pierce your partner. Side effects include: ending relationships, additional anus, and abnormal opening in the back of your skull.

I invited that girl Vanessa over after dinner and treated her to my famous tongue bashing. She hasn't called me back...

tongue bashing by Joeybadbitch February 18, 2017

Gazwegian Tonguelashing 

Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy bubbles work their special magic.

Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?

Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens

Gazwegian Tonguelashing by Aden Tudor May 27, 2022