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Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.
That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}
Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

thunderCash

thundercash- a. To have the worst possible poker skillz a human can have.
Dude You really "thundercashed" that hand, u sux
thunderCash by tanman67 January 21, 2009

ThunderGump'n

The act of Pwning a fellow League or team member.
Dude 1 - WTF we are on the same side
Dude 2 - Dude, I just ThunderGump'd you ass
Dude 1 - Oh, ok then. ThunderGump'n kinda fun
Dude 3 - We are /^A^\
ThunderGump'n by J-String Man February 24, 2010

Thunderass Siren 

What Mason McMahon called Minneapolis before riding his tractor to record the thunderbolt siren
Now were gonna go film... the thu- the thunderass siren *vrrrooooom bitchhhh*

Thunderism 

A person who does everything with unnecessary force.
Brians thunderism broke the couch when he sat down
Thunderism by shawn stover March 7, 2008