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thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

Thomasville 

The city where the mullet never died. Where squatted trucks signal the biggest pricks in the high school. The rednecks are gangster and the junkies live and die in Walmart parking lot.
Steer clear of the Walmart in Thomasville today they found a couple this time.
Thomasville by bg80 October 15, 2019

arizona thumbsicle 

Whilst having intercourse from behind (usually doggy style) the act of inserting a thumb in your partners rectum, then proceding to take it out and suck on it.
Cody : I was fuckin this chick hard doggy last night and I had the best arizona thumbsicle of my life

Taylor: You're a sick fuck. But I dig it!
arizona thumbsicle by Up and in April 22, 2009

Thomasville 

The land where its infested with treeshes, and fake gangsters are as common as heroin addicts in florida
Thomasville is ghetto as fuck
Thomasville by Truth100k March 25, 2021

thumbsicle

In an attempt to prevent thumb sucking one inserts the suckers thumb in to an ass (not the suckers ass) and creates a nasty tasting treat.
While my girlfriend was sleeping I inserted her thumb up my ass creating a thumbsicle as an attempt to prevent her from sucking her thumb.
thumbsicle by jakjonz May 29, 2014