the ween 

a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls also tend to swell and feel tender. in some cases it results in blueballs. this is transmitted normally by a girl by the name of christine, but can be given by one of her multiple partners.

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dude, ur dick is so small!

i know, i did a chick named christine last night...

dude, you have the WEEN!!!!!!!!!

the ween by hanner.... BABABAB January 26, 2008

the ween hand 

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"

katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life

the ween hand by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

Jerkin’ the ween 

A term most famously used by the YouTube sensation that is Peter cane dog training meaning jacking off a “ween”

“She put me on the floor and started jerkin’ the ween”

Jerkin’ the ween by Wing wong man June 8, 2021

the call of the ween 

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

the call of the ween by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021

Lick The Ween 

Licking the Male Genitals. ie. lick my shlong.

"Go down town find a homeless man, and lick the ween."

"This place licks the ween."

Lick The Ween by uncle tupelo April 8, 2006

bite-the-ween

person who is very irritating

someone takes your drink when you are not looking:

"gimme my drink you BITE-THE-WEEN!"

bite-the-ween by RemoDude October 16, 2009