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the suck 

The place of ultimate suckiness. The original suckiness from which springs all other suckiness in the world. The black hole of suckiness. Used by Marines as a nickname for the Marine Corps. It sounds like a put-down, but it is actually a testament to the dedication of those who endure it for the rest of us.
"Welcome to the suck." Used after initiation of a new recruit. Also used by any marine upon realization that a new, deeper, previously unreached, level of suckiness exists.
the suck by erock68la March 30, 2009

the Suck 

Unofficial slang term used by the Marine Corps. Defines any situation in and around a war time conflict where conditions are undesirable. Also known as "The Shit."
the Suck by "...the fallen!" October 3, 2008

the suck 

When something overflows and reeks with suckery. Nothing can suck as much as that. It is "the suck." You can feel the suck being emitted from "the suck" when get near it. To earn the title "the suck" it has to suckiest thing that has ever sucked in your sucky life before. Trust me you do not want to be "the suck" Bewarned, "the suck" is contagious and its suckage can be transfered through you touching it, or you sucking off the suck.
My girlfriend: You suck
Me: O yea? Well you are the suck
My girlfriend: Make love to me
Me: Ok!

the suck 

A state of suckitude, or achieving a stateof suckitude.
"Why always the suck?"
the suck by Bigsteve March 21, 2005

the suck 

Of the lowest possible quality. If "the" is spelled "teh," the phrase will have a mocking tone.
OMG, I was kickbanned!!! That mod is teh sux.
the suck by DrDrink March 24, 2003