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the squirties 

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.
Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.
the squirties by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german 

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."