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fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!
Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

Poking the Pork Chops 

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

The Evil porkchop 

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs
One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off