the beef 

a large knarly vagina resembling an abused hunk of meat.

i ate the beef once, never again..

the beef by crazzzygrrl December 2, 2010

The Beef dip 

When a girl has really long vagina lips croutches over her man and dips it in his mouth while he's sleeping.

Man #1 : dude I woke up to the most disgusting thing ever last night... Breanne decided to wake me up by hanging her pussy lips in my mouth and for some reason they were very long...

Man #2 bro you got The Beef dip last night (points and laughs) hahaha that's so fucking funny.

The Beef dip by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

The Beef Stew 

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

The Beef Stew by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011

The Beef / Piece Of Beef 

When something or someone is really good or really sexy

Wow look at Kiera Knightly, she really is the beef / piece of beef.

The Beef / Piece Of Beef by Loner1 March 29, 2009

the beef grinder 

When a girl is giving her man a blowjob, and she bites on his tip to let him know, its the worst sex of her life.

Tristan thompson recieved the beef grinder from khloe khardashian after he was seen cheating on her.

the beef grinder by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018

The beef man lives in the beef

The beef man lives in the beef

The beef man lives in the beef

The beef man lives in the beef by Psst,stably,overhere,inthevent January 3, 2025

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

pounding the beef by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008