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an idiot, a moron, a fat slob who is part of an ingame alliance called "Test Alliance Please Ignore". His choice of weapon is the stupid, a highly contagious disease which attacks the brain and controls your mind leaving you as a mindless buffoon easily susceptible to garbage propaganda.
This one time, at band camp I met a testie and he infected me with the stupid. Luckily i went to the top medical facility in the world and the people there cured me.
A single semi-insult word for calling someone a ball sack.
testie by ilovemilves August 25, 2021
Short for testicles, because testicles are fragile and sensitive, and pussies are strong and resilient. The more accurate version of calling someone a pussy. Someone who is chicken or wimpy.
Yo bro, just do it, don’t be such a testie!
Testie by Kungphoey April 2, 2022
It’s better than peng and it’s even above leng like if you’re called testie then honestly you’re an out of this world fittie like seriously if you meet a “testie” then fully marry them on the spot like damnnnnnnnnn

-OJ & DJS
That girl is testie as fuck”
Yeah I know like damn
testie by shaspazi September 1, 2019
jane and john are testies
testie by shake.. June 13, 2022
totally besties- someone who has been with you through it all
testie by shake.. June 13, 2022