team buffy

A usefull way to insult Twilight lovers when they argue who is better; That sparkling stalker or that other guy. Because Twilight is about a girl with no personality who falls in love with a sorry excuse for a vampire, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer is about a girl who stakes vampires!

Girl 1: Edward is the best!

Girl 2: Umm, false! Jacob is much better. Team Jacob forever!
Girl 1: No! Team Edward forever!
Me: Team Buffy forever!!
Girl 1 & 2: huh?
Me: The earth is doomed.