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triultimate 

Ferry Passenger: is this the triultimate ferry?

Ferry staff member: Pardon?

Ferry Passenger: is it the fucking triultimate ferry?

Ferry staff member: what does triultimate mean?

Ferry Passenger: third to last, you thick bitch.

Ferry staff member: oh yes sir. That's correct. There are only two more ferries after this one.

Ferry Passenger: Thanks you stupid cunt
triultimate by Bigbadsolutions January 4, 2023

Trustimate 

Gain trust of superiors by repeatedly delivering quality assured, defined work on time and in budget.
The development teams gained the trust of the Board by consistently delivering their work to the estimates they supplied. The CEO liked their commitment so much she called their plans TRUSTIMATES. Her interest and recognition of the teams' work improved the psychological contracts, creating a virtuous cycle.
Trustimate by DeepSmart December 10, 2015

theultimatethirdwheel 

a very cool and talented person who tries to make people go to sleep on time
“ayo have you seen theultimatethirdwheel

on tik tok?,”

“YEES THEIR ART IS AMAZING.”

theultimatesillygoose 

Ultimatesillygoose is a tiktoker that’s carrying anime tiktok rn. She probably has the best takes on the whole app . She’s a girlboss. Also is oddly obsessed with Fitzgerald but he’s hot so she gets a pass.
friend a: Omg did you see theultimatesillygoose newest tiktok !?

friend b: yes !!! I love her content!

theultimatekokichikin

Cool tiktokker that cosplays, known as the kokichi cosplayer that ate uce cream
“Hey have you seen theultimatekokichikin’s new video?”
theultimatekokichikin by 2dsleftsock September 11, 2021

theultimatehallmonitor 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru’s brother but tbh is better than Kiyotaka!
Y/N: Follow theultimatehallmonitor now.
Stranger: nah.
Y/N: *whips out the shot put ball*