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taking a bath 

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason
“I’m taking a bath”
You good man? what’s wrong?”
taking a bath by chicalatte October 18, 2019

Taking a Bath 

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.
"Can Nick come out and play?"
"No, sorry, he's taking a bath."
Taking a Bath by chefpaul April 6, 2005

Taking a Bath in Chocolate 

When something is impressive, entertaining, or enjoyable, it is like "taking a bath in chocolate".
"I really enjoyed watching this band. It was like taking a bath in chocolate."

Taking a Bath in Chocolate 

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate
taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it

upstairs taking a bath

Old gangster slang that means the subject was murdered, usually gruesomly; such as if they are laying in a pool of their own blood, being dissolved in acid, were drowned, actually being chopped up in a bathtub, etc.

Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".
Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out
Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now