taint-painter 

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

taint-painter by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

taint painter by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

taintpainter 

a person who paints a womens taint or an insolt

Alex is such a taintpainter.

taintpainter by donny hendrickson October 30, 2007