taffyfart 

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.

Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.

taffyfart by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

tansyfart 

When a fart is so minuscule, it does not make a noise or smell.

“Damn! I felt that, you just did a tansyfart!”
“Doing a tansyfart takes a lot of patience and practice”

tansyfart by pseudonymmeister May 1, 2022

taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

taffy fart by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

Tardyfart 

A fart that goes so long that you’lol be late to where your going because of your long fart

Boss: why are you late today?
You: I had a tardyfart

Tardyfart by fatguyeatspizza234 January 20, 2019