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Short for System Control. It truly means an utter waste of life, oxygen, space and time. Where someone is assigned with no other purpose but to just take space.

A. Lincoln
I'd rather be on a currency that cost more to manufacture that waste my life on SYSCON. Abraham Lincoln.
SYSCON by Watch Chief May 24, 2017
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A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.
Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!
Syson by McGazza May 29, 2010
The mightiest of all, pimp master,
ex. Sasoon pimps you
sasoon by Sasoon October 30, 2003
town in Leicester.
over run by chavs and the elderly.
shops in the town don't last long and close.
scary location.
I wish i didn't live in Syston
Syston by Syston January 26, 2009
Like a little pastry, a little fried roti ball with icing and whipped cream.. the delicious SASOON.
chicka # 1: *squeals* what are you eating?
chicka # 2: i'm eating a sasoon! they're delicious!

flippyhair # 1: DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY LAST SASOON!
Sasoon by hot half chicka February 13, 2008

Nicole Sasoon 

An interesting person with lots of paparazi from JFS. she has a 10 inch dick but doesn't tell anyone. currently in a relationship with Michal. term can be used to define an amazing girl that has so much to offer.
"wow that girl is a nicole sasoon because she is famous"
Nicole Sasoon by osamar b.l July 4, 2023