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swointing 

The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.
You'd better not be swointing at me!
swointing by d0mj4y July 7, 2010
Related Words
Something that is awesome. Ethnic Australian corruption of wordsweet/word, frequently heard when talking about cars.
My Monaro man, it swoit moit.
swoit by bobby March 13, 2003
a word used to expressed internal happiness, also expressing satisfaction, achievement, pleasure, anything good.
The amount of i's can change depending on the goodness of what you are swoiit'ing about.
"Here is some chocolate" -
"swoiit"

"Heres 2 Million dollars, get out my face and go shopping"-

"SWOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!"
swoiit by CELESTE IS SWOIIT November 20, 2007
Adjective:
The physical or metaphoric description of something being sweaty and moist; An exaggeration of either term, often characterised by its presence during a nerve-racking situation.
This putt will win him the tournament. If this doesn't give him swoist balls, nothing will.

Verb use:
This putt will swoisten his balls.
Swoist by MankHarvin May 1, 2021
Pig 1 (sexy): swoink
Pig 2 (ugly): oink
swoink by Swoinkmaster62 January 12, 2022
A heavily exaggerated Australian way of saying "sweet". Having the same definition as "good" and "nice", this version sounds more brutal and masculine.
Man 1: "Drank a keg of VB. Shit taste, but"
Man 2: "Swoite, mate!"
swoite by jhubeJELLO September 1, 2013