swamp shit

The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.

"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."

swamp shit by LosrDogg July 21, 2009

swamp shit torpedo 

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

swamp shit torpedo by george droyd December 11, 2024

Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

Shit Swamp by BFew November 27, 2010

shit-swamp stew 

When you have a combination of a ball swamp and fresh diarreah crockpotting in ones underwear

Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew

shit-swamp stew by TheMalevolentGoblin January 3, 2014

swamp shits 

The after math of drinking blue skittles (blue koolaid powder,vodka, and mtn.dew) Causing your shits to resemble a brown log with mossy green colored patches.

"UGGGH,my stomach is torn up, those skittles we drank last night gave me the swamp shits!"

swamp shits by sarahbear3333 November 11, 2012

shit stamp 

When you pull your dick out of a shitty ass and slap it on the other persons back casuing a shitty outline of your dick.

After i pulled out i shit stampped that whore, then she shit on my balls.

shit stamp by Edrick Von Barrick October 30, 2007

shit swap 

A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.

"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.

"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling

"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.

shit swap by ArmyDave October 1, 2006