where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internalfragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.