stravag 

Term decended from the Battletech universe, and accompanying Mechwarrior video games. Rooted in russian terms "Stran" and "vagon", meaning "Independant Birthing" together, describing parenteogenesis. When taken in context, it describes negatively one who is very stubborn and has the mental agility of a plant. Can be used similarily to "sod" from british slang.

"You stravaging idiot!"
"You moronic stravag!"
"Stravag, that was funny."

stravag by Blood_Falcon October 25, 2004

Stravasshole 

A cyclist who while attempting a quick Strava segment time and yells "Strava!" and expects you to get out of their way.

Man, Tim is such a stravasshole.

Stravasshole by Cable_ January 28, 2013

Stravacide

Death by way of attempting a Personal Record, King/Queen of the Mountain or otherwise riding your bike like a moron for the benefit of the Strava cycling fitness community.

Did you hear what happened to Moocher? He committed stravacide going for a PR on Burnside Ave.

Stravacide by tranquilo March 13, 2013

Stravaing 

To use Strava in order to measure something in order to:

1) Capture data in an effort to feed your analytics addiction
2) Impress/shame other athletes based on on you data
3) Feed your ego (typically has the reverse effect due to your ride data)
4) All of the above

- It was too cold outside to ride my bike, but since I'm addicted to data collection and analytics, I considered Stravaing my indoor ride to ensure I had a complete training record.

- A high profile cyclist had recently started following me on Strava, so I felt compelled to start Stravaing my indoor rides to prove I am a worthy cyclist.

- Due to the "ride data or it didn't happen" principle, Stravaing your indoor rides is mandatory.

Stravaing by ryanstrive March 8, 2014

strava wanker 

Usually male, uses the app strava, with obsession, to outdo his 'friends' and cycling companions on segments and trails. Can be seen at the end of segments looking at his phone to check if he has knocked a second off his time or if he has beaten a 'friend'. Will chase past anyone shouting STRAVAAAAAAA extremely loudly and scaring the shit out of you, with the added bonus of knocking you off your bike.

The air will turn blue if anyone beats his time, friendships will be lost and marriages destroyed.

Ultimate aim of a strava wanker is to achieve a 'KOM', king of the mountain! This is usually celebrated with joy, happiness and high fives, more fulfilling than the birth of his first born.

Did you see that arseholes fly past on his bike, he's such a strava wanker!

strava wanker by science queen November 18, 2014

Stravaig 

Old Scottish, Northern English and Irish word.

Means to wander about aimlessly

"Yish, looking at that stravaiging bag head over there."

"How about I stravaig over there and rub my open wound on you?"

"Easy stravaiger, there's no need to get shirty, I was just making a comment on the aimlessness your existence."

"Tis true I suppose. Any chance of some money?"

"You give oral sex?"

"Certainly sir."

"Buzzing cha, buzzing."

Stravaig by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Saravage 

When your friend Sara gets savage. Saravage.

"Sara, that was Saravage!"

Saravage by Blinkfish May 5, 2018